開心一刻幽默笑話短句英語，在我們的生活中，有許多非常有趣的事情，在一天我們不開心的時候，可以閱讀幾篇幽默的笑話，這樣我們不僅可以讓自己開心，還可以把不開心的事情拋擲在後腦勺，一起閱讀一下開心一刻幽默笑話短句英語
開心一刻幽默笑話短句英語1
Draw tree
The kindergarten held a tree planting day painting competition, and I wrote a big "tree" word on the blackboard to let children play freely.
When the painting was handed in, I saw a picture that was amazing. The tree trunk was yellow and the trees were full of golden fruit. It was novel and unique in color.
I immediately praised, said: "Xiaoqiang is great, you can tell the teacher, what is the fruit on it, this is a tree?""
Xiaoqiang stood up and shouted in reply: "the tree is covered with coins and gold ingots, this is my father bought the lottery yesterday, taught me to draw the shake Qian Shu."!"
畫 樹
幼兒園舉辦植樹節繪畫比賽，我在黑板上寫了個大大的“樹”字，讓小朋友們自由發揮。
繪畫作品交上來後，我看到一幅畫非常驚歎，樹幹是黃色的，樹上結的.全是金光閃閃的果子，創作新穎，顏色獨特。
我馬上表揚說：“小強真棒，你能告訴老師這上面結的是什麼果子，這是一棵什麼樹嗎？”
小強站起身，大聲回答：“樹上結的是銅錢和金元寶，這是我爸昨天買彩票時，教我畫的搖錢樹！”
Insult
Man: "I'm full of you."......"
Woman: "I think you have a lot of shit in your head."!"
Man: I don't allow you to insult yourself like this!"
侮 辱
男：“我滿腦子裝的都是你……”
女：“我看你腦子裡裝的都是屎吧！”
男：“我不允許你這樣侮辱你自己！”
開心一刻幽默笑話短句英語2
birds
teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which?
student: i cannot point out but i know the answer.
teacher: please tell us.
student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
兩隻鳥
老師：這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?
學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老師：請說說看。
學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
fish net
"can you tell me what fish net is made, ann?"
"a lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
魚網
"你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安?"老師發問道。
"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。"小女孩回答道。
day, a group of soldiers carried out a task under the direction of their chief, and they came to a large river. There are a lot of new recruits of the regiment, colonel looked at the river, and looked at the soldiers, he really can not think of a suitable word to command the recruits rushed across the river, is in distress, suddenly had an idea, he ordered: "all disbanded after two minutes on the other side of the river set! "
一天，一團士兵在長官的帶領下執行一項任務，他們來到了一條大河邊。這個團裡有好多新兵，團長看著眼前的.大河，又望了望士兵們，他實在想不出一個合適的詞語來命令新兵們衝過河去，正在苦惱之際，突然靈機一動，他命令："全體解散，兩分鐘後在河對岸集合！"
開心一刻幽默笑話短句英語3
1. Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"
湯米：“約翰，你的弟弟好嗎？”
Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."
約翰尼：“他生病臥床了，他傷著了自己。”
Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen?"
湯米：“太糟了。是怎麼回事？”
Johnny: "We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won."
約翰尼：’我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，結果他贏了。”
2. Son: "Dad, is French hard to learn?"
兒子：“爸爸，法語難學嗎？”
Father: "My boy, at the beginning it is, but after that, it becomes easy."
父親：“我的孩子，開頭難，但往後就變得容易了。”
Son: "That's great! I'll learn the latter half."
兒子：“太棒了！那我就學後半部分。”
3. A little boy lost his way and went to ask the policeman by the road.
一個小孩迷了路，就去問路邊的警察。
The policeman asked, "Sonny, where's your home?"
警察問：“小傢伙，你的家在哪裡？”
The boy replied, "My mother teaches me to ask the policeman when I lose my way, but she doesn't tell me where I live."
男孩回答說：“媽媽教我迷路時，就去問警察，但她沒有告訴我住在哪裡。”
4. The mother asked her little son, "Tom, if the car is made of cholocate, which part will you eat first?
一母親問小兒子：“湯姆，如果汽車是用巧克力做的，你先吃哪部分？”
Tom replied quickly, "Wheels! Then the car won't be off."
湯姆飛快地答道：“輪子！這樣汽車就開不走了。”
5. A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
一個男孩放學回家時，感到肚子疼。
"Well, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
“來，坐下，吃些點心，”他的媽媽說。“你肚子疼，是因為肚子空了。你吃了東西，就沒事了。”
Shortly afterwards, dad came in from work, complaining of a headche. "That's because it's empty," said his son. "You'll be all right if you have something in it."
過了一會兒，男孩的'爸爸下班回來，抱怨說自己頭疼。“你頭疼，是因為腦袋空了，”他的兒子說，“腦袋裡裝點東西，就沒事了。”
